Iā??ve just turned 50 and have been wanking since adolescents. I must have done it every way in socks, plastic bands, the Hoover, between the mattresses etc. On average I suppose Iā??ve wanked 3 to 4 times per week, though in my prime 3 or 4 times a day. Sometimes after a heavy night of sex Iā??d come home and wank, re-living the active hours just past. But, I have just have devised how to have the most awesome come ever. I recommend it.
Firstly I give my arsehole a good lubricating with haemorrhoid cream, this has the added bonus of a nice tingle. I the lubricate a thick eight inch candle and insert it in my arse. A broad rubber band is the placed over my now erect knob and my bollocks. This makes my knob at least half inch longer and much harder & thicker, and gently squat onto a low stool pushing the candle up my arse as high as I dare,(Mmm delightful, my knobā??s throbbing right now!) then, staring down at my magnificent erection, veins throbbing looking like a giant Mars bar, I gently rock backwards thrusting the candle forwards inside me. My knob grows even bigger and I grasp it, feeling it harder than it has ever been before, and lightly stroke my whole length while rocking back & forth and up and down. After several minutes my knob is hot with friction, the candle pressing on a special spot, I spit in my hand and go for it. The explosion is out of this world. I carry on smearing my thick come over my over engorged cock raise myself off of the stool and expel the candle with my ring muscles, cut off the runner band, lick up my juices and drift asleep feeling fucked ā?? well and truly ! --James West