Even though I am married. I need my alone time, don't we all.
If you really want to make yourself feel wonderful masturbating try this technique. It feels very much like you're in a warm vagina.
Buy a nice size banana. Buy it when there is a pretty girl around. Then think about her later on. First peel the banana. Get your self real hard. Put the banana peel in your microwave oven for 10 seconds. Be careful as it will be very hot.
Take the warm banana peel and wrap it around your erect penis and start pumping away. It will get real slimy. If you're in the bathroom, you can rest your pumping hand on the sink and just move your hips just like you would with a hot babe. Look in the mirror. It's fun. The orgasm you will experience will be like non other. Then you can lick up all the cum on the banana peel just like you would lick her vagina after you pull out of her. Yummie!