We screwed the squid!
OK, I gotta tell you this one. I recently remembered this venture from my preteen years. It's off the wall, but a fun story. I lived in a very small town on Long Island Sound where most boys had boats from age 12 onward. One summer day, a good buddy of mine, Robert, and I were getting ready for an afternoon of fishing in the harbor. We found ourselves in the local bait and tackle shop, really a shack on the water that rented boats, sold soda, gas and the usual fishing related supplies.
As we were checking out the bait selection, we spied a bin of squid. This was unusual since bait for us typically consisted of worms, shrimp etc. Immediately an erotically inspired thought mutually entered out dirty little minds. The body of the squid looked like a penis size sheath into which we could insert out dicks and jerk off! We looked at each other, nodded and pooled our money to buy some of this exotic and erotic bait. Off we rowed in our boats to a secluded corner of the harbor, tied up at an abandoned dock and gutted a couple of squid.
The outer body, or mantle was a perfect, soft, fleshy artificial cunt! Foreplay was unnecessary. At age 12 even the thought of something sexy caused an immediately erection. Ah, youth...now it takes pills and porn to get me going! Anyway, Robert and I slipped over the side of our boats into the water and sat on part of the abandoned dock. We pulled down our bathing suits, inserted our stiff dicks into the squid sheaths and began to masturbate or should I say masturBAIT. The feeling was exquisite and very new to us, in retrospect pretty much like a real vagina, just cold.
Needless to say, we soon had orgasms, though at the time I didn't yet produce semen. Robert, being a bit older did, I believe. That's my story. It reminds me of tales of guys using raw liver, bananas and other produce-like items to get off. I have a final thought I want to share. Guys who discover masturbation in early childhood, not even knowing what it is, and later associating the beautiful feeling with whatever gets them off sexually, tend to become very creative as to the erotic possibilities of all sorts of nonhuman things. Solo Touch if full of such stories. It is amazing at the number of things guys use for sexual satisfaction. I enjoy reading the stories here in Solo Touch because, as sometimes is pointed out, folks discover that they are not the only one in the world who have masturbated unusual ways. Keep up the good work and keep jacking and jilling. Thank God we now live in an age where sex has become openly discussed and not some sinful, dark, guilt ridden secret. Times have sure changed for the better as most older people like myself will definitely appreciate. Thanks Solo Touch!