Old wives tales
Old wives tales
How many what we in the UK call old wives tales were you told to try and put you off masturbating ?? I can think of 3 :
1) You shouldn't do that, it's dirty !!
2) It will make you go blind !!
3) You'll grow hairs on the palms of your hands !!
If any of that crap was true I should be a filthy dirty blind werewolf with a white walking stick
What others do you have ??
1) You shouldn't do that, it's dirty !!
2) It will make you go blind !!
3) You'll grow hairs on the palms of your hands !!
If any of that crap was true I should be a filthy dirty blind werewolf with a white walking stick
What others do you have ??
Re: Old wives tales
It will make you weak and skinny. Big strong men don't do that. I am on the thin side, lol.
Re: Old wives tales
Very good Russ195, I think we know that one isn't true ha ha !!
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Re: Old wives tales
No, never found, never told... except by other kids speculations...
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Not only that I will be blind, with hairy palms but that meant I had mental problems and would need to see a psychiatrist because it was a perversion. I was also told that it was the Devil's work and I need to seek god for help.
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Oh dear Mash !! You have sinned !! Hellfire will consume you ha ha ha !!!
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My mom said it would make my penis bigger.
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That won't put you off !! If anything it will make you do it more !!
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I had a nice solid seven inches, plenty to satisfy me anyways.
And yes I needed glasses…..
And yes I needed glasses…..
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Don't know how true it is, but I've read that Mr Kellogg created cornflakes because he thought they would stop boys masturbating.
What was he on???
What was he on???
Re: Old wives tales
"An erection is the flagpole on your grave." Actual quote of Kellogg. Thank you for making cocoa krispies but I'm still going to play with my cock everyday! : )
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Re: Old wives tales
Must have been cited by a young Hefner in Playboy, because I don't know of any rag pre-1960s that would ask, or print, such a thing....