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happyface42
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Re: New to me
Just tried it for the first time . WOW ! What a BJ ! 
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First stuck my tiny prick in the hoover hose when I was seven. The flutter and vibrations drove my little cock crazy.
My mother would have had a fit if she'd known the sort of fun I was having with her Electrolux!
My mother would have had a fit if she'd known the sort of fun I was having with her Electrolux!
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The closest that I've come to that was when I was going through puberty. There was this one particular "party" girl that we nicknamed Hoover for obvious reasons!!!
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Don't know how you can manage it !!! The tube must be far too big for a cock !! The mind boggles 
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I wore only the smallest thinnest no liner running shorts I had to the self service car wash. It was really busy and I had parked at the vacuum in the back. I took off my shorts then hung them on the vacuum machine. I had an audience watching me bend over ass in the air while I vacuumed my car.
The end of the hose popped off and I had that big 3 or 4 inch hose end so I stuck my balks and penis in it. I did it so everyone could see me do it.
Most of my audience was laughing hysterically. There were about ten people watching. But one mid forties woman was just smiling and staring at me.
Then I pretended I couldn’t get my junk out of the hose. I had just loaded it with quarters. The laughter stopped and the woman walked to me and inserted two fingers between my skin and the hose. That broke the suction seal and out popped a rosy red hard on. My audience laughed again.
She never hesitated, she started jacking me off right in front of everyone.
Man I squirted a big load of cum.
It was so intense. I got really embarrassed and drove to the exit. Then I remembered I left my shorts on the vacuum machine.
Another car had already moved into that spot. I parked on the side of the road and walked back nude to get my shorts. The guy there had already sucked them into the vacuum. I had to walk naked back to my car and drive home like that.
I never had an audience like that again but I did come back often. I kept a very well vacuumed out car.
The end of the hose popped off and I had that big 3 or 4 inch hose end so I stuck my balks and penis in it. I did it so everyone could see me do it.
Most of my audience was laughing hysterically. There were about ten people watching. But one mid forties woman was just smiling and staring at me.
Then I pretended I couldn’t get my junk out of the hose. I had just loaded it with quarters. The laughter stopped and the woman walked to me and inserted two fingers between my skin and the hose. That broke the suction seal and out popped a rosy red hard on. My audience laughed again.
She never hesitated, she started jacking me off right in front of everyone.
Man I squirted a big load of cum.
It was so intense. I got really embarrassed and drove to the exit. Then I remembered I left my shorts on the vacuum machine.
Another car had already moved into that spot. I parked on the side of the road and walked back nude to get my shorts. The guy there had already sucked them into the vacuum. I had to walk naked back to my car and drive home like that.
I never had an audience like that again but I did come back often. I kept a very well vacuumed out car.
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I discovered beating off with a vacuum cleaner when I was 7 or 8. I had been beating off since about 5 when I discovered it in the bath tub. Of course it was a dry orgasm but felt awesome. I started searching for ways to make that great feeling.
We lived with my grandmother and I was the youngest of 4 and very close with her. I learned to cook in her kitchen and how to dust and vacuum by helping her.
She was one of those old world women who cleaned house every few days. I was given the vacuuming chore.
Early on I thought about inserting my dick into the metal part that plugged into the flexible hose. My little dick was small enough to slip right in and if I held it just right my dick would vibrate in the tube as the air was drawn in. This produced that great feeling real quickly. I became addicted to beating off this way and did it for several years until my dick grew large enough to fill the tube and the air couldn't vibrate me any more. The tight squeeze of the vacuum was exciting but it couldn't do what the vibrations did.
I started shooting cum at about 10 years old, probably because I beat off so much. When I squirted my cum the metal tube became chilled by the air sucking in my cum. The chill felt pretty good so I got the idea of using ice in my hand when I beat off. Man - that was a thrill.
When I moved from home after college I got some rubber hose from the hardware store that my dick could fit into and used duct tape to attach it to the vacuum wand. It kinda hurt my dick vibrating against the rubber so I cut slits down the length of a sock that cushioned my dick in the hose and enhanced the feeling by fluttering against my dick. Duct tape holds the sock in place on the hose. I still use this method and that same hose invention more than 40 years later. Try it - I guarantee you'll love it.
We lived with my grandmother and I was the youngest of 4 and very close with her. I learned to cook in her kitchen and how to dust and vacuum by helping her.
She was one of those old world women who cleaned house every few days. I was given the vacuuming chore.
Early on I thought about inserting my dick into the metal part that plugged into the flexible hose. My little dick was small enough to slip right in and if I held it just right my dick would vibrate in the tube as the air was drawn in. This produced that great feeling real quickly. I became addicted to beating off this way and did it for several years until my dick grew large enough to fill the tube and the air couldn't vibrate me any more. The tight squeeze of the vacuum was exciting but it couldn't do what the vibrations did.
I started shooting cum at about 10 years old, probably because I beat off so much. When I squirted my cum the metal tube became chilled by the air sucking in my cum. The chill felt pretty good so I got the idea of using ice in my hand when I beat off. Man - that was a thrill.
When I moved from home after college I got some rubber hose from the hardware store that my dick could fit into and used duct tape to attach it to the vacuum wand. It kinda hurt my dick vibrating against the rubber so I cut slits down the length of a sock that cushioned my dick in the hose and enhanced the feeling by fluttering against my dick. Duct tape holds the sock in place on the hose. I still use this method and that same hose invention more than 40 years later. Try it - I guarantee you'll love it.
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I already love it. Started hoovering my cock when I was seven, and have enjoyed "bionic blowjobs" for sixty-five years.