Naughtiest thing you ever done?

[wanklover]

Not hugely naughty but once fucked with my wife on the lawn in our back garden after dark !!

I gotcha beat. Years ago (45+?) I fucked my wife on the back lawn in the daylight - both of us naked. We could have been seen by the neighbors behind and beside us or by anyone coming up our drive. I don't think we were though.
Before we were married I'd drop her off at home in the wee hours. Before she went in we'd go into her back yard. She would undo her bra and drop her underwear. I would drop my pants, kneel on the lawn and masturbate at the moonlit sight of her tits and trimmed dark hairy cunt.

When we did it we weren't naked cause it wasn't in the summer so it was rather cold. I'm surprised we even contemplated doing it but glad we did. One ticked off the bucket list !!

[wyldside]

Well it started with my stepdaughter on her last year of college asking me to check out her laptop. She’d picked up a virus and checking it out I found some pictures I’m sure she’d rather I not have found. I know it sounds like beginning of a bad, or maybe good lol, porn but if it were I’d make it more elaborate. But it ended up being enjoyable regardless I can elaborate if the want is there

[dirtymind1976]

When I was 16/17 I was babysitter at good friends who I knew a long time and the mom was very hot and when the kids where in bed I masturbated on her bed a lot of times.

[perve15]

I tried to masterbate in the pool with my friends wife infront of me. She was floating face down and her ass looked so good. I almost came but didn't it felt so good to rub my dick in the water while her ass was right in front of me

[wonderdick]

Well it started with my stepdaughter on her last year of college asking me to check out her laptop. She’d picked up a virus and checking it out I found some pictures I’m sure she’d rather I not have found. I know it sounds like beginning of a bad, or maybe good lol, porn but if it were I’d make it more elaborate. But it ended up being enjoyable regardless I can elaborate if the want is there

Since you offered, please elaborate!

[hairybi]

I've masturbated two dogs in my lifetime.

Had sex with my wife in a canoe in the middle of a lake, with several watching on shore.

Like wheelboy2, I masturbated both a female and male dog, but by far the naughtiest, masturbated my horse. Their cocks are amazing when hard. Not recommended, they are quite out of control when they cum.

[cg21b8]

Watching my son who was 17 at the time, fucking his then girlfriend. Neither knew that I was secretly peeping as they lay nude and exposed having sex in the missionary position. I got so hard as I watched. Later that evening I told my wife about it and we had some of the hottest sex. We pretended that they were in our bed fucking as my wife and I fucked. I had a very intense orgasm, shooting a huge load into my wife as she herself orgasmed.

[deeblue]

I have a few, but to pick one out:

In the 90s, my ex-wife and I watched a film (can't remember the name) where a woman's dad phones her while she is having her pussy eaten by her bf, and she chats to him while she's cumming.

My Mrs became obsessed with this and soon wanted to try it, so she called her dad while I was licking her fanny and she spoke to him while i lapped at her clit, her voice wavering as she spoke. Later we done the same while she phoned both of her brothers, her mum, her niece and nephew, and afterwards she was always extremely aroused and rode my dick like her life depended on it!

Of course, she soon wanted me to do the same. I phoned my mum, my two sisters, an aunt, friends while Lucy sucked and wanked me, and I can't deny it was a turn on. We also called her grandparents once with the phone on speaker and both of us masturbating while talking to her grandma about the weather!

[isabella]

Hi, i had made a few...but i think...the naughtiest, was putting a Love 2015 movie on netflix, and call my son to see the movie with me... he pretended fall to sleep... and I rub my clip full open...watching the sex scenes...

[shyjim]

. Get pegged with strapon

[hotbabekim]

Mine has to be masturbating in front of my aunts fire when I was a young teen. I did it many times in various states of dress. A few times in my school uniform with my skirt hitched up. On most occasions she was out shopping or at work. But sometimes she was in the house, cooking, showering, doing chores etc. those times where so thrilling as I had to really listen out for her returning into the room. Such great memories.

[iammmd55]

In discussing our past sexual experiences when dating before getting married, my wife confessed she’d made - out and had “sex” with her best friend “a couple” times when they were in junior high. The “sex” being one of them, after they’d made out for a while, laying atop the other, under the covers, naked, and them thrusting against each other’s thigh or pelvis until one or both had climaxed, switching positions after to let the other get hers, if needed.

I’d masturbated with friends at that age and had presumed girls I knew did that sort of thing on sleepovers (as had my wife) and didn’t think then and don’t think now that it was weird. But she was embarrassed telling me about it and because of that and because this had been when they’d been maybe 13, I didn’t press her for details. And we’ve never discussed it since other than her telling me she’d told her friend that she told me.

We see her friend a couple times a year. And every time I see her it’s kind of this “I-know-that-you-know-that-I-know-that you fucked my wife” thing going on in my head. Neither her friend nor I have said anything to each other about it.

The naughty thing is that my wife has pictures of both her childhood bedroom and of her & her friend at about that age at the beach in bikinis and I’ve taken those pics and masturbated to them imagining she and her friend making out and fucking each other in her bed all those years ago.

[blackboxer500]

In discussing our past sexual experiences when dating before getting married, my wife confessed she’d made - out and had “sex” with her best friend “a couple” times when they were in junior high. The “sex” being one of them, after they’d made out for a while, laying atop the other, under the covers, naked, and them thrusting against each other’s thigh or pelvis until one or both had climaxed, switching positions after to let the other get hers, if needed.

I’d masturbated with friends at that age and had presumed girls I knew did that sort of thing on sleepovers (as had my wife) and didn’t think then and don’t think now that it was weird. But she was embarrassed telling me about it and because of that and because this had been when they’d been maybe 13, I didn’t press her for details. And we’ve never discussed it since other than her telling me she’d told her friend that she told me.

We see her friend a couple times a year. And every time I see her it’s kind of this “I-know-that-you-know-that-I-know-that you fucked my wife” thing going on in my head. Neither her friend nor I have said anything to each other about it.

The naughty thing is that my wife has pictures of both her childhood bedroom and of her & her friend at about that age at the beach in bikinis and I’ve taken those pics and masturbated to them imagining she and her friend making out and fucking each other in her bed all those years ago.

Of course this is hot as hell. From a somewhat similar childhood experience and reading about many experiences of others, the thought occurs to me that both your wife and her friend have very, very fond memories of those times, would potentially be open to some sort of repeat (that may or may not include you), but that both are highly reluctant to suggest such a thing out of concern the other would be repulsed by it.

Many, many forum posts and stories revolve around either a one off experience like this or childhood experimentation that ended and never resumed because of such concerns. In some cases the concern may be well founded, but in most cases, I have concluded, everyone involved would welcome another go at it.

My logic is that both individuals really liked it before, and very likely have thought about it many times. My limited childhood play with another boy really stuck with me and shaped a large part of my sexuality. Another friend and I almost took up an opportunity to play as boys — it fizzled out before it began — and actually ended up giving each other blow jobs, once, in college. After the college experience we never spoke of it although I now know we both wanted to. We missed potentially years of NSA hand jobs and blowjobs from someone we liked but didn’t need to romance.

So, all that’s a long way to say, that if you would be comfortable with it, to think about discussing with your wife whether she would be into exploring the possibility of fooling around with her old pal, and if so how to go about suggesting it. It might lead to something wonderful.

[spunkluvr]

Just one of many:

I wanked myself off stark naked on my neighbour's doorstep while my mates, who had dared me, watched from next door.

Never dare an exhibitionist wanker!