Masturbating with the vaccum(s).  This is a story about masturbating with several types of vacuums.

 

With the Vacuum



 People say this can be dangerous, I guess I’ve been lucky.  I am a male about 57 years old.  I work an opposite shift then my wife, she works days I work nights.  During the day I am up a lot and very horny.  Many years ago, I had herd stories of guys masturbating using a vacuum but was afraid to give it a try, thinking the suction could damage my dick.  I used my regular vacuum and it got me off so quick and with such an intense orgasm it was unbelievable.  I was standing in front of the mirror stoking my dick with the vacuum hose and fell to the floor when I orgasmed.  That’s how intense it was.  One of the other things I like is that there is no clean up.  You suck the mess right into the vacuum.



Several years ago, I lived in a house that had a central vacuum system, those are the ones that have hose outlets in the walls throughout the house.  I was home alone and horny. I decided to try using that system.  when you open the cover to the hose outlet the vacuum automatically turns on.  I stuck my dick in the hole and came within second that how intense and great that was.  I did that on a weekly basis until I moved out of that house. 



The other day I wanted to use the vacuum I have now but it doesn’t have the greatest suction for this.  I also have a shop vac they have a large diameter hose and great suction power.  I stuck my dick in the hose before turning the power on, did not want to damage my dick and did not know what the suction power would do.  As soon as I turned on I immediately sucked my dick and balls into the hose,  that was a great feeling in and of itself but with the suction of this machine I had one of the greatest orgasms besides fucking my wife, that I ever felt that this will be my new go to machine.



I am so horny and wet with precum that I want to jerk off with the vacuum but I am not home alone at least for now.  In about an hour I will have the house to myself and plan on jerking off with the shop vac. 



Tonight, when my wife gets home from work, I plan on telling her what I do and hope she will watch me do it.



I hope you enjoyed this story there will be more to cum.

Author:Geraldgg | Category: Masturbation Male Techniques

Sounds like fun but please be careful! I'm in nursing and regularly get guys coming into my emergency room with things stuck over their cocks or up their asses. Vacuum hoses are the most frequent, followed by wide-mouthed plastic bottles. Once you get hard in those things, it's not always possible to go down again, especially if you've taken viagra or similar.

Up the ass, I've see bottles, deodorant cans, a Barbie doll (!!) and loads of small action figures.

Basically, if it's not been specifically made to stick your dick into or put up your ass, please don't - your ER healthcare professional will thank you!

I use the Shopvac in my garage once in awhile. The hole is big enough once the hose is removed.

LOL. If I had a cock I would probably have tried that too. Too tempting and convenient. I imagine if the suction is too strong it could swell you up too large and hurt something. When I suck my boyfreind too strong it can leave red dots in his head. He like ejaculating under suction though and can be addictive.