I had a persistent twitch in my right testicle. This is not a hot jerk off story. It is a funny story about having my genitals handled by women half my age. This is 100% true.
I had a twitch in my right testicle, almost like somebody was thumping it over and over all day. I tried to ignore it. I probably just jacked off too many times yesterday. It continued, and was very distracting, so I called my doctor's office. I think anything with a man's testicles gets a priority because of the possibility of cancer, so I got an appointment that afternoon.
My doctor is a pretty young woman in her late 20's. I have always preferred female healthcare providers. I just think they are more attentive and I'd rather have a female touching me than a man in a medical setting. She took my vitals, took a urine sample, and ran various tests. She would leave me alone in the exam room for 30 minutes. After I had been there for two hours it became apparent that she was avoiding what should have been done first thing. A genital exam. This young lady didn't want to have to touch my balls!
Finally she sat down in front of me and said, "Well, I'm going to have to do an examination."
"Fine, I said." (Inside I'm thinking, jeez, get on with it. I don't care if you see my dick lady. I'll show it to anyone.) So she called her nurse in, another even younger female, because I guess she can't be in an exam room alone with a male patient that has his pants down. So stupid. She asked me to stand up and said, "I want you to pull your pants and your underwear down to your knees." I had on some really cool boxer briefs. Those came into her view first as I unbuttoned my button-fly jeans. Then I pulled my jeans and boxer briefs down at the same time and my genitals flopped out. I was having a really good penis day. No shrinkage. My dick hung down over my balls. Neither she nor her nurse showed any reaction. (It would have been awesome if one of them had gasped and said, "Santa Maria!") but they were professionals. She reached out with one gloved hand, and with her finger pushed my penis to the side and with one gloved finger of the other hand she poked my right testicle lightly. "OK, you can pull them up now." She told me she hadn't found anything and she was sending me over to the hospital for an ultrasound of my testicles. This is where it really gets funny.
I arrived for the ultrasound and was taken into an x-ray room by the technician, a mid 20's young woman. Unbelievable. She told me to take off my pants and underwear, lie on the table and pull the sheet up. I did so, and she came back in and got her equipment out and ready. Then she eased the sheet down to expose my nuts. My soft dick is plenty long enough to hang over my balls, and that's exactly where my dick ended up. She would have to move my dick to get to the testicles to do the exam. She took the edge of the sheet, holding it tight between her hands about five inches apart and started pushing on it, but it just kept flopping back down. I don't know why she didn't just ask me to hold it, but I didn't volunteer because I was having so much fun watching this girl trying so hard not to touch my dick. Finally, with all the movement, I started to get an erection. I only got enough of one for my dick to pull over to my thigh. With that out of the way, she applied some kind of cold gel to my nuts and started running this device all over my nuts, getting pictures from every angle. The whole thing took about 15 minutes. Then she gave me some tissues to wipe the goo off my nuts and said I could go.
Later I found out that what I have is a hydrocele, which is an accumulation of fluid on the testicle. If it's a big one, they have to stick a needle in your testicle and drain it. Mine wasn't bad, and in a few days it just went away. I had spent most of the day having my genitals looked at and handled by young females. As soon as I got home I went straight onto my bed, pulled down the jeans and cool boxer briefs and jacked off like a wild animal.
Author:Heaven7 | Category: CNFM
