A
story of how I engineered not getting caught jacking off.

 

I have always been analytical and my masturbation was no exception.  Overthinking things to be exact.  I was terrified of getting caught so I made sure that I wouldn’t get caught if some one came in my room unannounced.  My mom would often knock just a couple of times and then just open the door if I answered or not.  I quickly realized this could be an issue if I was not careful.

Not to worry, I went through all of the possibilities to hide the fact I was jacking off.  My extent of materials at the time was the Sears catalog (women’s underwear section) and an ad I found that had Heather Locklear in a bikini in it.  I don’t remember what the ad was for, I just remember she was in it.

Since the bed was in the middle of the room, I settled on placing the catalog and the ad on the floor on the other side of the bed from the door.  This would allow someone to walk in the room and not see the other side of the bed.  I would also leave my running shorts and a long shirt on.

I would pull my cock out and have a good time.  If someone entered, I only had to pull my shorts back up over my cock.  This saved
me many times from an embarrassing situation.

Author:Bigballs | Category: Masturbation Male Techniques

Very cool. I used to hide it by slipping my hand down my shorts and into my panties, then hastily pulling it out if I was about to get caught. Or just grinding my mound against my pillow and stopping if someone walked in. But girls by the nature of our anatomy have an easier time hiding in than guys do (unless we’re right about to cum, then all bets are off lol).

I like your thinking, preparation and choice of jack off material for a young guy at that time.

Heather Locklear in a bikini, nice!