A girlfriend asked me once, "How often do you masturbate?" I told her daily. The memory of that conversation led me to do some math...

 

I moved into a single dorm room my sophomore year of college. I was by myself, I had a computer, high-speed access to the internet. Given my age, you can surely gather I was browsing for porn. And so I was, my first night alone in my room, on a warm September night, sitting at my chair completely nude, my cock in my left hand and the mouse in my right. Back then, I doubt I lasted more than 15 minutes before I couldn’t help but release gobs of cum on my belly and chest.

From that day until now, I’ve been very consistent about masturbating once a day. If I miss a day, or especially two, I will have an extra session the next day. I went a whole week recently while on a trip. After I got back, I made myself cum at least twice a day for the next four days.

If I do the math, that means once a day for 27 years and 6 months, which works out to 9,990 days. At an average of one cum per day, that means I’m at, or very near, 10,000 orgasms since the first day in that room. Neat!

Author:Johan1987 | Category: Masturbation General

The average load is 5ml. If you do the math and figure out the volume, it will be surprising. I did it around 10 years ago and based upon starting masturbation before I could ejaculate, then proceeding into ejaculation, I figured at that time I had cum somewhere between 7 and 9.5 gallons.

The way you think is fascinating as is your consistency with jerking off. I don't think I could calculate orgasms. There were times in my life that I jerked off 5 or more times a day. And back when my wife found me desirable it was not unusual for us to have sex 3 or more times in a day. Seldom have I ever gone more than a week without either jerking it or having sex with a partner. (Actually, seldom more that a single day.) I'm sure there were years with a thousand or more orgasms in them. Today, probably 400 in a year. It is a very interesting proposition to try and count life time orgasms. Thanks for the food for thought.

And I thought that I had cum a lot over the years! Never was a multiple cum a day man very often.

Joy is found in orgasm and ejaculation whatever form it cums

Next to eating and sleeping, jerking off seems to be the most popular and important habit necessary for human existence!
Kudos for your impressive record.

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