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Uhh, Don't Mind Him

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: admin Posted on: 21 Jul 1999 0 comments
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Uhh, Don't Mind Him by This is a short, but very funny story from my college days. My girlfriend and I were sitting on the couch in my apartment which I shared with another room-mate. We just finished eating the main staple of college diets - pizza, and my room mate staggers in justed wasted out of his mind. He grunts at us and almost fell on us as he grabbed a slice out of the box. He stuffs it in his mouth and mutters something and walks off. So, we go back to watching our movie and about an hour later my girlfriend has to pee, so she gets up and goes into the bathroom. She walked right back out and I joked and said done already? She said "Uh, no, your room mate is in there and you'd better check on him. Sooo, I got up (set down the remote control) and walked into the bathroom where my room mate was passed out on the floor with his dick in his hand and a copy of some magazine like playboy or something crumpled under him on the floor. He had obviously passed out while "attempting" to beat off. I threw a towel over his waist and midsection and tried to figure out how to move him. Meanwhile, the woman has to pee so I told her to just step over him and pee. She said she couldn't go with him right there, so I threw another towel over his face so she would feel more comfortable. After she was done, I propped my buddy up and threw a big bath towel over him and let him sleep. From a guys standpoint I thought it was pretty damn funny, but the girlfriend was not amused.