My Masturbation Ritual

this is kind-of in reply to solotouchme's masturbation technique... on thursday my home is empty, the wife is at work, my son is at grandma's, and the housekeeper is off, so I like to take advantage of the privacy. if its a nice sunny day I'll leave work early and get home by noon. the first thing I do is dig out my stash of porno magazines and select a few for the day's entertainment. my magazine selection includes young and old, I don't discriminate in my love of naked women! I especially enjoy mags with stories (yes I do read them too) or pics of women masturbating or making love to each other, and I really like bondage mags lately... I then pick up a couple of pool towels and make a trip to the backyard, observing whether the neighbors are home or (hopefully) not... I'll set up the chase lounge, putting my magazines on the table next to the chase, and throwing the other towel over a nearby chair in a nominal effort to conceal my activities from the neighbor's house, in case someone comes home early (see my other post on the neighbor's wife in my backyard)... I'll then go back inside and make a drink (drinking vodka these days) and head upstairs to undress. once naked I go to my bathroom and take a viagra. although I can get hard without it, I've noticed I can get a LOT harder with it, and stay hard longer :) so its become part of my masturbation ritual. I get out my shaving cream and cover my pubic area, cock, balls, and back over my ass, and shave the entire area. I love the feeling my my cock and balls being shaved smooth and have been doing this for years. and I like my women shaved too... I then grab my bottle of baby oil and head back downstairs to the kitchen. I take my glass cock ring (www.knowmind.com has a great selection of quality glass sex toys if anyone's interested, they were featured on HBO) out of the freezer and slide it over my cock and behind my balls. the cold sensation is very stimulating, although I wish it would last longer... I really do enjoy the feeling of my balls bouncing against the freezing cold cock ring as I walk out to the backyard. once in the backyard I lay down in the chase lounge, face up, kinda sitting, and begin to cover myself in baby oil. not only is this a nice lube to masturbate with, but I get a nice tan as well! I be sure to put lots on my cock and balls and keep the bottle handy for additional lubrication as needed... I'm now looking at the porno mag on the top of the stack and getting excited as I lotion my hardening cock... I'll get hard immediately, stroking my cock while looking through my porno mags (see my pic in the personal's forum)... I then enjoy walking back into the house with my hard cock bouncing in front of me. I have to walk up a few steps to the sliding glass back door to get into the house, in plain view from anyone looking into my yard, to freshen my drink... I fantisize that someone is watching me, although usually there is nobody around... naturally, the more I drink the braver I get... on particularly hot days I enjoy standing near the fence and use the garden hose to run cold water over my naked body... cooling me off... sometimes directing the stream of water up my ass, giving myself a garden hose enema... or I'll get my glass butt plug from its hiding place and take it outside with me... using more lub on it I like to sit on it, while sitting in the chase lounge, as its big head slowly slides up into my ass... this is such a wild and nasty sensation... once inside I like to walk around the patio with it inside me... I must be quite a sight... I love to stay hard as long as possible without cumming, stroking myself to the point of orgasm, then stopping so I won't cum... then getting myself going again... after three or four hours of this I am soooo ready to cum... I've often thought of eating my own cum too, and have tried it a couple of times, but as much as the thought turns me on before I cum, afterwards the desire just isn't usually there... lol when I do finally cum I usually have quite a load stored up that shoots all over my stomach, which I then enjoy rubbing all over myself... by this time the sun is getting low in the sky and its nearly time for the neighbors to come home from work, so I clean up the evidence of my activities, shower, and often wind up in the living room to watch a porno dvd and relax, or sometimes start stroking again!