Chatting with Women Online and Sending Dick Pics to Strangers!

I suppose I'm a bit of a restless loner. I can be shy and polite with women in real life. I can be afraid to flirt or ask anyone on a date. It feels unnatural for me. I haven't had sex or a date or played with boobs in too long a time. Attention from women online is all it takes to make me start stroking my dick! As soon as I see that I have an e-mail or notification from a woman online, it means a lot to me that a real life woman took the time out of her day to willfully devote attention (Hopefully positive attention!) to me! It feels good to be the subject of positive attention, especially romantic or sexual attention. It's something that I don't experience enough of, it's an unfulfilled need of mine, something that I don't experience often enough. I've hardly ever been in a relationship. I've never had a regular, steady, sex life. I don't know what that kind of regular, limitless access to a sexual partner is like. Going on a spree without any date can get to me. I've been using a dating app for years and it still hasn't landed me a single date! Sometimes out of boredom or a lack of any attention from women, I can be naughty online and create a little fun where otherwise there wouldn't be any. I love having a woman talk to me about my dick, or show interest in my dick! I love a woman who loves dick pics and expresses interest instead of disgust at dick pics! I've sent random e-mails to female professors and sex therapists asking them about the phenomenon of taking dick pics any what their thoughts are on this modern trend. Unfortunately, hardly anyone replied, except for some therapist looking to charge me the better part of a thousand dollars for some online session! I wasn't going to do that! Female professors and teachers are women that I desire sexually! I would love to fulfill a fantasy and have a sexual dialogue or real life encounter with a woman or professor who teaches! I would love to play with a professor or teacher's boobs! There are websites that offer support chats to users, and live help chats, and I've used them to start conversations with the female representative and see how I can figure out a way to make the conversation or the questions revolve about penises or dick pics, or even get away with uploading or sending a dick pic during a live chat! One time I claimed to be the mother of a daughter and I asked the woman if the website was appropriate for my twenty-year old daughter. In real life I don't have any children, and I'm only in my twenties myself! The woman said that the website had no adult content. Then I said something to the effect of "Someone sent this picture to my daughter, can you believe?" and uploaded a picture of myself, face pixelated to obscurity, with my erect penis proudly on display! The woman assured me that the picture did not come from her website, and then abruptly ended the chat! The attention excited me so much that I was stroking my penis the whole time I was talking to her, and I had to masturbate myself to an orgasm as soon as she saw my penis and kicked me out of the chat! The following night I went back on that site, opening it from a smartphone this time, and started a similar ruse with another female representative. This woman didn't kick me out, but continued to chat with me after seeing the penis picture! I found it interesting in comparison how long this other woman allowed the chat to carry on in light of my penis being on full display! However, disappointgly,she tried to keep the chat professional and gave me some phony excuse that innapropriate pictures uploaded in the chat were automatically blurred and that she couldn't see the image. I told her that I didn't believe her, because in order for that to be true, the website would need penis-recognition software in its chat. I highly doubt that the simple chatbox was equipped with penis-recognition software, if there is such a thing! I was playing myself while talking to her too! Reading erotic things, having women look at my penis online, receiving positive attention from a woman online, or seeing a woman's boobs can all make me play with my penis and masturbate! Discussing anything sexual with a woman online, especially if the vibe and flirtation are there, can be a very big turn on for me! Do you like my dick pic? Did you enjoy this story, were you amused at all? If you send me a message or leave me a comment, fair lady, I may jerk off for you! Do you know any women or female professors who enjoy looking at dick pics, or wouldn't mind if I sent them a dick pic or flirtatious message? ;-) In health, let's masturbate!