I liked ninth-grade biology because it was more hands-on than the other classes. Our teacher, Mrs. Jones, always arranged interesting experiments. We were studying animal reproduction, which had the class tittering, laughing and carrying on, every time anything remotely sexual was mentioned. But they were shocked into ...Mrs. Jones, tall, with long blond hair, large breasts and a winning smile, announced that she wanted us to see live sperm through a microscope. Sperm cannot be kept live very well, so she wanted fresh sperm. She asked for a show of hands, who wanted to produce fresh sperm? Well, I imagined that somehow, she'd have som...
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