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Wife and the Weedeater

My wife and I have been married 22 years. We are both still in great shape and are still considered attractive. My wife, however, has forgotten all the fun things she used to do before we got married. She doesn't like oral (give or receive), and will only do it for 30 seconds max.

She also has no adventurous sexual desires, period. Her preference is for just plain, vanilla sex.

I was doing yard work last week, and was doing the weedeating. I had put a new head on the machine and noticed it created more vibration in the handle. While doing the yard, the vibration made my penis feel good. I held it there just long enough to let it feel good and then went on to work.

My wife came outside to check on things, and on a whim, I said 'Come here. Check this out.'

I put the handle of the weedeater on her crotch outside her jeans and pulled the trigger.

My wife usually just rolls her eyes at my attempts to get her to lighten up sexually.

This time, she said, 'You're crazy,' and smiled. But she didn't move.

I asked her if it felt good. She grudgingly acknowledged that it did and still didn't move.

She leaned back against the picnic table, and I kept moving the weedeater handle up and down her crotch, buzzing her constantly. Her face got a concentrated look, and she began to respond. After about two minutes, she started rocking back and forth, and then hunched over, mouth open, in a strong orgasm.

After she had come, I thought she was going to run inside. Instead, she asked if it would work on me. I said I'd try. She started caressing me while I ran the weedeater handle up and down my crotch. I was so stoked watching her come earlier, I came in about a minute.

She kissed me, said thanks and went back inside to do housework. I went back to work on the yard, messy shorts and all.

You never know sometimes when a woman's sexual desire will wake up and surprise you.


Posted on: 2004-05-25 00:00:00 | Author: