Spare Crutches?

If you have any spare crutches around your house, then you have yourself a great dildo. Just take the rubber pad off the crutch (the pad used to go under the arm). You can put a condom over it if you want to, but it feels almost like real skin without one. It has a nice thick size and it feels just like a real penis. I lie down on my back doing this technique. First I like to lube up my pussy and butthole. Then I use one of the crutch pads to ram it into my butt. Then while I ram the first pad in and out of my butthole I use the other crutch pad to massage my clit. Then when I get really wet and horny, I ram them both in and out of my pussy and butthole at opposite times. This will make you have the best orgasm ever. I usually squirt all over them. But it is easy cleanup for me since I just lick both of them clean. :)