Wheelchair Wanking

Well, due to arthritis, sciatica, old age, and general up-fuckedness, I have been rocking a wheelchair for the past few years. So no more dancing the night away or long walks on the beach. But, as Jerry Lee Lewis used to say, "Hold on to what you got! If you ain't got nothin', git somthin'!"

I still GOT my dingaling and a couple of twisted but functional hands. Good enough for minimal, modified masturbation.

Edging has become a real art form with me. Essentially, it doesn't really matter how long I do it -- it's the old 'Journey is more important than the destination' concept. I had been doing *medibation* long before Annie Sprinkle coined the term; still dunno if it's meditation while jerking off or jerking off while meditating, but it's rewarding stuff. I highly recommend giving it a try. Kinda calms you down while charging you up .

Bottom line: even if you are officially 'Disabled' you can most likely still have rewarding sex with yourself -- of one form or another. Never give up, never give in! averti says, Check it out!

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