30 years, 10,000 times

Since discovering the joys of masturbation over 30 years ago in my very early teens I estimate I have masturbated at least once a day on average (the occasional 2-3 day break is offset by the many times I've done it 2, 3 or more times in a day). This works out to over 10,000 times in total -- quite a milestone I think.

I've done it indoors and outdoors, at home, at friends' houses, in a tent, on a narrowboat, in hostel dorms, and in many hotel rooms. I've excitedly and nervously masturbated in secluded fields and woods, and on hotel balconies. I've cum with partners, with strangers over the internet, and while friends (or strangers) have been asleep in the same room. I've wanked in bed, in the shower, in front of the bathroom mirror, on sofas, at my desk, the kitchen table, and even standing at the kitchen sink while doing the washing up.

I've ejaculated into my underwear, my socks, my pyjamas, on my sheets and pillows, the desk, on my belly, my chest (but only if the cliimax is exceptionally intense). my thighs and once onto my foot (for a woman who was really into feet). If a girlfriend was up for it, I've spurted on her belly, her legs, her breasts, or her bum.

I've orgasmed while reading to stories on this site and elsewhere. I've watched many, many hours of porn -- cumming to solo masturbaters, straight couples, lesbian couples, threesomes, and more. 1've cum from videos of all sorts of people, fat, thin, flat-chested, big-breasted, every possible race and color, and in every state of undress; cis women, trans women, femboys, and the occasional man. If the performers look like they're enoying themselves and they orgasm, it's probably going to turn me on.

While masturbating I've fantasized about all sorts of things, from memories of a mutual masturbation session with a current or ex partner, to wildly implausible scenes with multiple fantastical creatures.

In short, I really like to masturbate and I look forward to continuing to do it in the decades to come.