Bum Fun

I don't usually comment on stories from the SoloTouchArchive (since interacting with the author is half the fun) but having read a recent story about a guy fucking himself to orgasm with a cucumber I was about to reply saying that while I have enjoyed cucumbers up my bum on various occasions I wouldn't want to cum at the same time for fear that my anal contractions around the unyielding vegetable would stretch me irretrievably, when I thought "Hang on a minute..."

Bear in mind, please, that my wife lost interest 16 years ago and I'm still as horny as ever (hornier probably, after so long) and so following a quick search of my archive I found many videos of me cumming with all sorts of objects up my arse. These include (but aren't limited to) cucumbers, carrots, bananas (peeled and unpeeled) courgettes, tools, bottles, jars etc.

There's one delightful video where I feel a squirt of precum on the way, pinch my cock to hold it back while I grab a carrot and lubricate it's thick end with my juices before sliding it inside myself and wanking to a joyful conclusion.

Probably the largest was a sauce bottle purchased for the purpose after careful perusal of the supermarket shelves. A short neck and broad shoulder tapering to a slightly slimmer waist meant that once the shoulder was in, my sphincter gripping the waist would hold it hands-free while I concentrated on the main event.

I'm such a pervert - but I like it that way!

There seems to be no limit to my inventiveness and I'm sure many others are the same. I'd love to hear from you if you are "one of us" too.