Embarrassing!

So my 14-year-old son was looking for the car keys. It was a bit of a game. I told him if he found them, I'd take him to the beach. I was rather horny, and thought a good day at the beach, looking at all those guys, better looking than my husband, I must admit, might just be the icing on the cake. My hubby was planning to work late, so I could masturbate in bed later fantasizing about what could have happened at the beach, if only it was 'that kind' of beach.

So my boy Andrew was looking for the keys. It never occurred to me he might look in my underwear drawer. He came downstairs holding my dildo-shaped vibrator, wondering what it was. Fucking Christmas! What do you tell a boy about a thing like that?