Conversation Between My Penis and Me

My cock: hey!
Me: what?
My cock: are you going to wank me or what?!
Me: I just did it!
My cock: did you? I haven't noticed anything!!
Me: so what the hell was I doing with you in the last hour?
My cock: I don't know but do you remember that blonde handjob video that you just saved in your 'watch later' list?
Me: yes I remember.
My cock: and that red head huge tits JOI video?
Me: I remember that too.
My cock: come on, wank me over them.
Me: but I have just finished with you a few minutes ago!
My cock: I have just talked to your balls. They're full again. And here I am: STANDING naked again in front of you. Are you going to ignore me?
Me: you little fucker!!!
My cock: evil laugh
Me: pressing the "play" button again, and reaching out for the lube... again...