Lunch-wank! - Is it Just Me?

The other day I had a plan to come home, have lunch, then wank for a few hours.

I couldn't stop thinking about getting home because I was equally horny and hungry! So what does a man do when he's craving for food and sex at the same time?

As soon as I got home, I got naked and had a shower. Then I put on some porn and then I put my food in the microwave oven. I sat down in front of a double handjob porn with my lunch. I took a fork in one hand... and my dick in the other hand. I lubed up my penis, started wanking AND eating at the same time. It was not too comfortable but what the heck shall one do if his penis is screaming for attention?!

I finished my food and played another video. It was much better by then, I could focus purely on wanking. I carried on for a nice period of time... and you can guess the rest!

Now I'm wondering... am I the only one who just did this? Having lunch and wanking at the same time? Have you, dear reader, done anything like this before? Or is it just me? Share your similar stories if you have any!