New York City Job Interview, 2018

I applied for a new job the other day.

I got an e-mail back with the address I needed to go to for my interview. I took the elevator up to the ninth floor.

"Hi, FriendlyMasturbator, I'm Kathleen. Have a seat."

I showed the woman my resume.

"How friendly are you?" she asked me. I gave her a kiss on the cheek.

"Do you like my breasts, Friendly?" She opened her top. She had full breasts, either C or D cup, with no bra. Her nipples and aerola were perfect, not too large and not too small. "It's okay, you can play with them if you like!"

I massaged her breasts, squeezing them hard, sucking one, and then kissing her, and then sucking and massaging the other.

She kicked her shoes off. "Now smell my feet!" Her feet had a nice footy aroma that was not too overpowering.

"Now I need you to masturbate, Friendly Masturbator."

I took off all my clothes. I masturbated for a good few minutes, cumming right on her tits!

"Okay Friendly Masturbator, thank you for your time! We'll call you soon to let you know how you did!"

Now I'm a certified Friendly Masturbator. If you or someone you know needs a friendly guy to masturbate with, I can give you my card. ;-)