The Waitress

I couple of us went out to dinner the other night. The perky waitress came to our table and bounced on her heels telling us the specials for the night and asked for our drink order.

She was about an inch or two taller than petite size, with blond hair pulled up in a pony tail, large tat on the right forearm, with a tight uniform shirt on and the smile of an angel.

Every time she spoke or asked me a question, all I could do was think about saying "You know, I bet you look absolutely stunningly beautiful when you masturbate!

Man I would love to be in the room when she goes at it!!!!