PLATINUM BLONDE SQUIRTING MAID OF HONOR -- PART I

This is a true story about how I met a memorable woman I was blessed to date. She was soft, quiet, gentle, and loved to orgasm.


Six months out of college in my mid 20's, I was Best Man as a friend's wedding. The groom and I were buds in college. My friend's future wife was tall and plump, with an extremely pretty face and seemed nice.

At the groom's dinner, I met some of the bride maids I did not know. The bridesmaids were all mid 20's in age of varying hotness. The Maid of Honor was my favorite, she was cute, very short, had a nice ass, and was voluptuous, her name Lori.

Lori was 5'1, probably 110lbs, small firm breasts, wonderful curvy butt, platinum blonde hair, thick eyebrows and forearm hair of the same sort of color. She had her act together, had a good job, her own place, and seemed down to earth. As I am well over 6 feet, our height difference made for fun conversation. Lori and I hit it off immediately.

I played the bar piano before and after dinner to loosen up the party, which apparently had the side effect of peaking Lori's interest in me. Lori and I were paired up and sat together at dinner. We joked around and got to know each other and found we had a lot in common. She soon became smitten with me.

We danced together more as a formality in the bar, hiding our attraction to each other by dancing with everyone else in the wedding party.


The next day Friday, the groom told me Lori asked the bride my status and wanted to know all about me. I asked the groom how a sweet girl with such a nice ass could possibly be available. The groom said she had broken up with a long time college boy friend at graduation and was just chilling, purposely not dating anyone. "She gets asked out a lot" he told me, "but doesn't go out much. And yes, she has a wonderful ass."

Later in the day, Lori were again paired up together, this time to run errands, including getting my tux. We talked more in the car and flirted.

Lori started touching me more and more as the day worn on, first on the arm when she would laugh, then brushing stuff off my back, eventually giving me back rubs as I drove the car around town.

At the tux rental shop, she was all over me, patting down my tux, pulling here and there to see how it fit, inspecting me. In full view of the people milling around, she rubbed down my back and the full of my butt to make sure everything looked good. She brushed over my penis every so slightly while running her hands over the legs of my tux pants.


Back at the groom's parent's house, Lori left to do "Bridesmaid stuff." I walked her out through the garage. I bent way down to give her a hug. She hugged me back on her tippy toes.

Out of no where she kissed me softly on the lips. I kissed back and soon found her tongue trying to dart into my mouth. I opened my mouth and we French kissed every briefly. When her tongue touched mine it was like an explosion went off in my mind. Instantly, I had a raging erection.

"Bye" she said. "Bye" I said and watched her drive away. I waited a long time, like 5 minutes to let my erection subside before returning inside the house.


Later at the rehearsal, when I saw Lori my mind raced. Lori and I took our places and walked up the isle together, she held my arm tightly. There were a lot of people there.

After the rehearsal, there was talk about going to a movie, but no one seemed interested except for Lori and me. We left to hit a movie.

Two minutes in the car, Lori asked if we could park some place. We found a nice spot and kissed for a long time, she was so soft and gentle. Not wanting to make a fool out of myself with someone I just met or cause trouble with my friend's wedding, I went very, very slow and didn't make any real moves other than rub her shoulder and neck. She appeared to enjoy that and gently moved my hand to her left breast. Still cautious, I rubbed her breasts over her clothes. She opened her legs up a bit, and I took a chance and rubbed her pussy over her pants.

She didn't make much noise or say much, although she was panting and kissing back hard. She rubbed my penis very gently over my clothes, but was so quiet and soft feeling me up, I figured she wasn't interested in going further, so I made no further moves. (I later found out she has an orgasm right then and there)

After a while in the car, she suggested we go to her apartment. We get settled in and I was expecting us to watch a movie or something.

We made chit chat for a while on the couch, a little bit of kissing, just having fun, but nothing sexual. At this point, my friends comment "She gets asked out a lot" popped into my head, I figured she wasn't interested other than kissing, and besides, it might be best that nothing happen. I made no more moves what so ever.

As the evening wore on, Lori kept kissing me and lightly rubbing my penis over my pants, but it was more casual than anything. I still made no moves thinking she just wanted to play.

All of a sudden without warning, Lori asks me "If you don't mind, stand up for me." "Why?" I asked, honestly not thinking anything sexual.
"I want to measure you" she said flatly. "What?" I asked in disbelieve.
"I want to measure you, just for fun, see what size your neck and chest are" she said.
"I was measured about a month ago to place my tux on order, I don't even remember what my measurements are" I said playing along.

It was great fun. She left the room and returned with a yellow, cloth measuring line and proceeded to measure me. I had to lift my arms up, stand straight. She measured my inseam, my waist, my neck.

"For accurate measure, it's best to not measure over clothes. If you don't mind, why don't you take off your shirt and pants." she said.

It was so fun. I played along and took off my shirt and pants, and socks, standing wearing nothing but gray boxers. She measured me again playfully for a long while. Then,

"To properly measure your inseam, your undies really need to be removed. Do you mind if I remove your boxers?" she asked.

"Of course not" I said.

She sat on the couch and leaned forward as I stood in front of her. She gingerly slipped her hands inside the waist band of my underwear, pulling them open to slip down over my penis and gently tugged them down my legs. She held them open near the floor as I stepped out of them.

It was very exciting, my penis was enlarged, but still limp, not pointing up or out, it was more still hanging down, not fully erect or raging, but about to become at any second. It was just fun and free.

She stared at my penis in front of her.

Without a word being said, still sitting on the couch, Lori leaned forward to trace my penis closely with one single extended finger. She traced around my foreskin covering my penis head, up my penis shaft, and into my pubic hair, all with only one finger.

Her softness and slowness touching my penis made my mind race. My penis then quickly became nicely erect, pointing almost straight out.

I watched Lori's face as she watched my penis grow, my foreskin pulled back exposing my penis head for her. The expression of lust in her face as she stared at my penis head made me realize she wanted to be fucked, and fucked badly.

Lori extended her left hand out, totally flat and open, palm side up. She placed her hand under my testicles and gently pushed up on them, not grabbing them or holding them in any way, just lifting them up with her flat open hand. Her gentleness was hard to describe. Everything she did was slow and quiet.

Without a word being said, in a quick motion she took my erect penis into her mouth.

She gently sucked, her tongue roaming around my penis head, her warm mouth collapsed around my penis. I instantly became raging hard.

She pulled back to examine my erection, my penis springing up pointing almost vertical. All the while her open palm still gently lifting my testicle sack.

Not a peep as she slowly admired my erection, fueling it to even harder state. She then licked the tip of my penis head, stopped, and looked at it. Then again. Then the side of my penis head. Then back to the underside by my penis slit. Soft and slow, small licks. Then she would examine her work. Oh, it was simply wonderful and slow.

She placed her mouth on the tip of my very erect penis and gave me a nice long, very, very gentle blow job, sucking gently on the head mostly, taking more in her mouth, then pulling back to suck on only the very tip of my penis head, all the while she held my testicles with her open palm. Her head bobbed a little bit up and down, but she was slow and gentle.

After a while, she stopped sucking on my penis, withdrew her hand from my testicles, and said, "How does that feel" while licking her lips with her tongue in a non-sexual fashion, more to clean them.
"Wonderful" I said.

Getting bold, I said "How about I measure you."
"Yes sir" she said.

We exchanged places, she stood up and I sat down and watched her.

Standing in front of me, Lori took off her shirt, then her socks, then her jeans. She had white panties on and a white sports bra and was in the process of removing them.

"Let me finish" I said.
"Yes sir" she said again, stopping removing the remainder of her clothes.

I actually had to stand up to get at her sports bra, as I did so, my penis hit her tummy. I grabbed the sports bra and pulled it up over her head. It was a lot harder to remove than you would think.

I sat back down on the couch. As she did with me, I slipped my fingers insider her panty waist band and pulled. As I slipped her panties down, a furry, white bush blossomed out of her panties. I pulled her panties all the way down her legs and held them as she stepped out of them. I gazed at her.

Lori had a white bush, the most beautiful thing I ever saw. Her pubic hair was thick and soft, very furry and puffed out from her body, triangle shaped, and extended down to her pussy lips and further. Her pubic hair was so thick and white, I could not make out her clitoris lips at all.

Her breasts were perhaps a small b cup, they stared out with small nipples that pointed a bit upward that were just plain awesome.

Her best feature was her butt, it was so curvy and tight. She was fairly pale, had barely noticeable tan lines around both her panty and bra lines, and had a small birth mark the under her right breast.

Her tummy was tight and taught, but not totally flat. It was bit little rounded and stuck out a bit at her belly button. That tummy was so awesome. She was so real.

I took the yellow cloth tape measure and just had fun. I measured everything I could on her, her waist, her inseam, her butt, her pubic hair, her breasts, it was great fun.

She turned side ways and I measured her again in different places enjoying the side view of her curvy butt, the puffiness of her breasts, and her furry bush ballooning out at a side angle.

Then she turned back towards me with her hands by her side. Without a word, I started sucking her right breast, the one above her birthmark. She gasped in pleasant surprise, grabbed my head with both her hands and pulled my head hard into her breast as I sucked. She then pulled my head to her other breast and held it in place.

She then leaned down to French kiss for a long time, lots of tongue.

She stood back up. Losing all control, I simply began to lick her pussy. I had to scrunch down as she was so short, but I found a good angle and ate away. To my surprise, still standing, Lori opened her legs and using her fingers somehow pulled apart her clitoris lips to reveal her pink folds and clit to my mouth. What a naughty girl I thought!

Her clitoris, if that's what it in fact was, was huge, maybe a third the size of her pinky finger. It pointed out a lot too. It was unbelievable.

I simply licked it, sucked it the best I good, kissed, and ate her out. I slipped off the couch and sat on the floor to get good angle as she stood over me. I was able to cup her ass cheeks, one hand per cheek, as I licked her pussy from below.

She moaned a little bit, but was not really loud. She thrusted her pelvic bone up and down around my mouth, all the while sort of holding her pussy lips open.

Her hip movements became so pronounced, I totally stopped doing anything and held my mouth open and my tongue out, not moving. She stood over me and rubbed her pussy on my mouth using pelvic thrusts up, down, and circular motions as I sat motionless. It was so naughty and fabulous, for a moment I thought I was going to ejaculate right then, but luckily it passed. Her pussy tasted wonderful too.

After a short while, without any words being said, she abruptly stopped fucking my mouth with her pussy, laid down on the rug in the wood floored room, opened her legs and looked up at me.

In one swift motion, I got on top her and she guided my penis into her pussy. She loved it. Her legs opened very, very wide and used her pelvic bone to lift her pussy off the floor to meet my penis.

My mind exploded as my penis slipped in her warm, wet, and tight pussy, it felt wonderful wrapped around my penis. I slowly made love to her like for a while, thrusting pretty well, when I felt myself bottoming out and hitting the top of her uterus.

"Be careful, you're so big and tall, I am so short." She told me.

I sort of backed my penis out just a little bit to a perfect fit, the friction and mating of my penis and her pussy was like we were a matched set, tall and short. It felt so good and rubbed both of us in the right places.

We made love missionary for a while on the floor. Several times I thought I was going to cum, one time I looked at her TV to distract myself, a second time I looked her sliding glass patio door as a distraction to avoid cumming.

She panted heavily, wrapped her legs around me, and pushed her pelvic bone against mine. She touched my face and then grabbed and massaged my shoulders. I wanted so see that wonderful ass of hers before I came.

I stopped, helped her up, and led her to her bedroom by the hand. We walked slowly down her hallway nude and aroused and having the time of our lives.


She turned all the lights on in the bed room, and laid on the bed with her legs wide open again, her pussy glistening in the light. I moved her around and pulled her on all fours on the bed, her butt near the edge ready to receive my penis as I stood next to the bed.

Her butt was fabulous. At first I was going lick her anus, but since I standing I rubbed all over her ass cheeks with my hands and then rubbed my penis head up and down her crack playfully.

I gently slipped my penis in from behind, finding I had to bend my knees a lot. I moved my hips back and forth, my penis going in and out of her pussy, and I cupped her dangling breasts. Again as with missionary, the friction and mating of my penis in her pussy was heaven, it was like we were a matched set and it felt really, really good.


I was inside her for a very short time, maybe only a minute, when all of a sudden, as though she was no longer interested a bit in sex, she pulled away from me to abruptly get my penis out of her pussy.

I did not know what she was doing. I thought I had done something wrong. She said not a word to me.

She very quickly slipped off the bed butt first like she was going someplace, but then stopped abruptly, panting. Her hands were at her pussy masturbating.

Then came one of the best sexual memories of my lifetime.

Without any noticeable action on her part that something was about to happen, a small stream of clear liquid peed out of her pussy landing on the wood floor. It lasted for maybe 2 seconds, I'm not really sure. It wasn't a lot volume of liquid, but enough to make a nice spot on the wood floor.

She stood there panting and said "I've never done that position before, it felt really good."

She raced out of the room and quickly returned with a towel from the bath room. She got on her hands and kneed, totally nude, and cleaned up the little wet spots on the wood floor. It all happened so quickly.

I said something like "How do you feel? You OK?" while rubbing her back.
She said "I am so embarrassed I did that, I hope that didn't gross you out. I usually have a towel under me, I was going to get one, but it just felt so good I had to do it on the floor. I am so sorry."

I gently replied something like "Don't be embarrassed, you can do anything with me, I am so glad you shared that with me."

She replied "It just felt so good when you were in me from behind, I've never done that position before."

"It was awesome" I replied and hugged her from behind, cupping her breasts.

"Oh, it felt so good" she said again to me as she pushed her back into my chest and held my hands cupping her breasts.

We stood snuggled like for a while. I then tried to re-insert my penis into her, but without anther word being said, she got behind me instead, then reached around and began to masturbate me sort of hugging me from behind as I lifted both my arms. She looked around my body watching my penis. She was so much shorter than me, it was a great position.

She didn't really masturbate me back and forth, up and down with a cupped hand. Instead, she used her finger and thumb to gently rub over my penis slit and the area right below my penis slit, and then around the ridge of my penis, over and over, all the while snuggled into me from behind. The softness and slowness of her touch was unlike anything I had experienced.

She asked "How does this feel?"
"Very good" I said.

It didn't take long for me to feel like I was going to ejaculate, she was so soft and gentle the way she rubbed my penis head with just her finger and thumb. I started moaning.

"Are you going to cum?" she asked
"I think so. Where do you want me to?" I asked.
"On the wood floor, like I did" she said. "Do what ever feels good," she quickly added, "Can you show me how you rub yourself"?

"It's sort of embarrassing" I honestly replied.
She purred me, "Oh, don't be embarrassed. Not at all, I want to see you, tell me what you do, share it with me." Then she repeated "Do what feels good."

With that, I took over masturbating while she stood right next to me watching me. She softly scratched my back as she watched.

"I usually use my right hand and just rub my penis like this, like a shaft up and down. I like to cup my testicles when I rub myself" I said as I demonstrated for her.
"Does it feel really good?" she asked.
"Oh yes. Not as good as when I was inside you, but still very good" I replied, purposely talking naughty and honestly to her, figuring I had nothing to lose.
"Oh, you felt so good inside me" she purred, all the while just watching and scratching my back and caressing my butt very so gently.

After she said I felt good inside her, I felt a rush and just went with it. I ejaculated purposely pointing my penis almost straight up and thrusting my pelvic bone out a bit. My semen shot up in an arch and landed on the wood floor. After all the flirting the previous 2 days and the way she licked my penis head over and over bring me close to ejaculation then backing off, I had many huge squirts, then a few smaller ones.

She watched the show all the while scratching my back. Semen was everywhere on the floor.

My knees were shaking, I told Lori needed to sit down. To be honest, I was a little embarrassed and sort of ashamed in a way that I did that with someone I just met.

I sat on the bed and watched Lori as she cleaned up my semen from the floor with the same bath towel she used to clean her ejaculate. Then she knelt up and cleaned my penis on her knees with the towel, gently and softly. The intimacy of her cleaning my penis took away all my embarrassment and made me feel very close to her.

We talked nude for a while as she cleaned up the bedroom, eventually making her way to the bath room. The light in the bathroom gleamed against the front of her body and she stood talking, I couldn't keep my eyes off her white pubic hair patch.

By this time, I was sporting another huge erection.

We talked across the room for a long time, her standing nude, the bathroom light illuminating her cute face, her body, her breasts, her tummy, her hair, and her pubic hair.
All the while I simply sat on the bed with a full erection in full view as she gazed at me.

We talked for 15 minutes, maybe longer. Just chit chat, some pillow talk, but more just normal chatting. The entire time, my penis stayed erect and she did not move from her position sort of resting against the bathroom door frame as I viewed the front of her body. We both were enjoying the view of each other and getting our share of being nude with another person, in no hurry to dress. I think about that to this day.

After a while, I walked the hallway nude and erect to get my clothes and Lori tinkled in the bathroom with an open door. We talked for another hour clothed.

After pleasantries, I left in a complete daze. I made the smart move by calling her when I got home and telling her I had a wonderful time. She gushed and we talked for another hour or so.

I went to be bed unsure what to make of it all, wondering if anything else would happen with her. Stayed tuned for Part II!

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