Well dress young man!

Had forgotten about this story from decades ago until awakening early this morning! Lily has been the only place I could tell this story in all these years.

A gal and a guy were making love in the hayloft of a big barn. Neither was ready for the responsibilities of raising a child, so he was wearing a condom during their love-making. It was quite a while after ejaculating that he was ready to pull his love wand out of her love canal. He wanted to keep his love wand inside her as long as possible because he enjoyed the feelngs of her warm, soft love canal surrounding his manhood and squeezing him lovingly. He finally went limp and pulled out -- or slipped out. To their dismay, they saw that the condom had slipped off his love wand.

They both took turns reaching deep inside with their fingers to pull out the condom. Since neither could feel it inside her love canal they looked around, but all they could see was straw in the hayloft. Being creative, they thought that maybe a straw would be able to somehow hook the condom and pull it a little bit closer to her opening so they could reach it and pull it out before his sperm ran out and impregnated her. However, they could not get it out.

She did become pregnant and 9 months later a handsome little boy was born. To the surprise of the doctor, the little man was wearing rubber pants and a straw hat!