New interpretation of old quotation

A number of people I know like puns, but don't dare share this one with them. I'm sure everybody on WhisperingLily will agree with me on this interpretation of Jefferson's quote!

The pursuit of happiness, as Jefferson called it, is one right we still have as human beings, so keep tickling! How's that for a new interpretaion of Jefferson's "right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness!" Self-pleasuring is certainly a right of all human beings! If you agree, please give this posting a positive vote! Thanks! Enjoy, because studies show it keeps us healthy! LOL, RC