Aging Couple Gets It On!

Humor brought home from work!

A couple of people in their 90's met at a local luncheon and being there were only a few their age at the luncheon, they really hit it off and decided to meet for dinner that evening. Although neither was very attractive anymore to the general eyes of the crowd, they were very attracted to each other and their conversation got quite steamy over dinner, seeing how they both had enjoyed married life years ago.

After dinner, she invited him to her apartment and of course he had no reason not to accept. A bottle of wine and they both wanted more than just a casual relationship and got ready for a good time on the divan. She took off her wig and he took out his false eye. He took off his wooden leg and she took out her false teeth and all was set for a steamy time!

Their time together took quite a bit longer than when they were teenagers, but they both enjoyed a great time together. As things were winding down, he thought, "If I had only known she was a virgin, I would have gone easier on her and not pressed so vigorously early on. I'd have let her loosen up so I could have slipped in more easily." She thought, "If I had only guessed that he could actually get it up, I'd have taken off my panty hose."