Fun Humping

I have been humping on anything soft & shiny since I can remember. My first was the shiny vinyl 'Banana Seat' on my bicycle. I would love to hump on it every day to bring me to awesome orgasms. I soon graduated to car seats (especially those covered with clear vinyl). Then, I discovered the soft shiny seats on construction equipment. I would sneak down to the sites just after dark, climb up, pull out my penis lubed with spit and hump away. Bar stools, chairs & recliners were fun too! I was mesmerized by women's shiny black patent leather shoes, boots and purses humping on them whenever I got the chance. I would do my mother's and sister's shoes and then any other ones could get. By age 12, I discovered that lubing my penis with baby oil or vaseline and then by either sandwiching it between the shoes or putting it inside them, stroking to massive orgasm. Loved to watch my cum squirt! I am in my 40's now and still love to hump on things, especially ladies' shoes!

As a special bonus, my girlfriend loves to watch as I do this!