Matress or Lazy Boy Hump

This is the best technique I have been able to find yet. Get a plastic sack from a grocery store and lube it all up inside with whatever you choose. Next you have two options... 1) place the lubed bag under your mattress, insert your dick and pump away, or 2) recline your lazy boy and stick the bag into the space between the back of the chair and the seat of the chair. If you use your bed mattress you get to do it doggy style, but if you use the lazy boy you get to do it laying down. Either way both are guaranteed a great session.

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