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Veggies!!!

I'm not gay, but the prostate does help stimulate a ton! Before trying this, you will need a big towel, lotion, a carrot, a cucumber, a small cup filled half-way of whipped cream (warmed in the microwave for 5 seconds) and plenty of alone time. The cup of whipped cream looks just like cum because it melts very easy. Fist, peel the carrot and cucumber into the shape of a penis with a head and all. Then microwave them for about 20 seconds to get them nice and warm. Then, lube your butthole up with lots of lotion. Then slide in one finger, then two. Then pump your fingers in and out of your asshole. Then cover the big end of the carrot with lotion, and gently ease the carrot into your butthole...stretching those anal walls. Then push it in almost all the way and rub it against your prostate. Do this for about 10 minutes...and once your asshole is nice and open, take it out and cover the cucumber with lotion. The cucumber takes a lot of practice, but you will eventually get it, and it feels great might I add. Then, push it in as far as you can and push it against your prostate (make sure that it doesnt go in all the way). Now, get your dick nice and hard and start jacking off in your own way. Then...right as you blow your big warm load. Pull the cucumber out so only just the carved 'head' is in your asshole. I hope you like...


Posted on: 2003-07-03 00:00:00 | Author: