Masterbation Made Easy

While shopping at Home Base one day I noticed a shelf full of pipe insulation that gave me an idea. It's the foam rubber gray tubular stuff that wraps around pipes to keep them from freezing. And it comes in different sizes and is really cheap. It has a perforated slit up the side that can be torn to put on pipes. I sized up a piece and couldn't wait to get home. First I grabbed a good porn movie, a condom and the KY jelly. I cut the pipe insulation to about 12" long. I popped in the movie, got nice and hard, put some KY in the condom, outside the condom and into the insulation tube. It was a really snug fit, so I used more KY. Man, what a sensation it gave me! Also, I found by squeezing the top of the tube shut, it provided a nice vaccuum for a hot sucking like sensation. I've also used the tube stuck between a chair and it's cushion and fucked it. For an added touch, I take a flat-headed shovel, like a snow shovel, so it doesn't slip on the carpet, put a condom on the handle, and shoved it up my ass while fucking the tube between the cushions. It's a really hot, I'm fucking, getting fucked, no hands needed technique. The handle of the shovel really massages my prostate gland aggressively and provides me with an explosive orgasam. Just be careful not to loose control and get the handle up your ass too far!!