Anal Pleasures

Hey everyone. I've got a great technique to get your self off. It involves some anal stuff, so I jut want to say that I am not gay, but I do like anal pleasure. First start of by lying down an slowly stroking your cock till you are good and hard. Get close to orgasm, but don't blow it. Then go get up and get some sort of lube and an object for your ass. I prefer vaseline and the fat end of a large carrot. Start lubing up your ass, insert a few fingers to get yourself going. Then lube up the carrot and slowly slide it in. Once you are comfortable, slowly start moving the carrot back and forth, this will make yor cock even more cock hard. Then begin to stroke your cock while you move the carrot. Be ready because you will cum very quickly. Alright. Enjoy yourself.