Shaking Paint And Masturbating

Hi!!! I work at a hardware store, and we have a paint shaker. I LOVE to mix paint, because basically what you do is go off into a little room by yourself with this huge vibrating machine. I position my crotch right on top of one of the corners of the machine and then turn it on. DAMN!!! I'm guessing that not many of you work at hardware stores, but the orgasms I get make me want to buy a paint shaker to take home with me!!! Wow!!!