The house smells fresh!!

by Michael This a true story. My name is Michael. I've been masturbating since I was fourteen and finally found a great way to get your rocks off. I tend to get off this way when my wife has a headache and can't be bothered with sex.I take a warm grapefruit and cut a round hole in it just enough to handle my 8" pecker. I place it between the two cushions on the couch. I don't insert my rock hard pecker into the fruit until I put a little crisco oil on a carrot stick and slowly insert it up my ass. I started doing this in connection with pumping the grapefruit to stimulate an awesome feeling of getting my ass spread along with fucking away at this grapefruit on the couch. Its a great feeling pumping your rock hard pecker into a moist/tight grapefruit while your ass cheeks are gripping a carrot stick. The couch never rocks so much and the combination of the grapefruit getting pounded and reaching an awesome climax is just thrilling. After I shoot my wad into the grapefruit,I walk over to the garbage disposal and get rid of the debris. The best thing is that the whole house smells fresh after I've been fresh with my pecker. Try it!