Simulating a Wet Pussy

Are you looking for a good object to use on your penis while you're jacking as you watch a hot video? I suggest buying a large piece of liver (yes, liver!), and then wrap it around your penis and just start jacking away. This will possibly give the the closest feeling to being inside a nice juicy and wet pussy. Make sure the piece of liver is large enough to fit around your penis. Then, when ready, simply cum inside the liver to give you the most erotic feeling - as if you are actually cumming inside the real thing. Make sure you don't wipe the liver beforehand otherwise the true feeling will be lost........and I don't advise cooking it afterwards.