Found my play mirror.

I like masturbating in front of a mirror, just seeing myself getting hard and wet. After doing it for so long it became the usual setting. Then one day my wife found the mirror, of coarse strategically positioned so I could watch myself. And pointing exactly to my playing area! She immediately put two and two together, exactly what she read. After confronting me I had so many explanations I can't even remember them all. Very suspicious of my alone time, she keeps an eye on everything that could give my game away. As she claims never to have masturbated in her life, she can't understand anybody doing it. It is the nearest I ever get to sex, so my games keep cumming!