Vagina, Pussy or Cunt?

Of course, we both hate it and of course, we both learned to masturbate quickly, grabbing any chance we can to get off.

I found that the more our parents want me to be a nun, the more rebellious I got.

Like my sister, I was forced into being an altar server. It didn't take me long though to realize even that was an opportunity. Sometimes, when I changed into my robes, I did so in the ladies toilet....and wore nothing underneath! What a thrill that was! My sister did the same and we would wink at each other or nudge each other if we were sitting together. I swear, there were times when we could smell each other.

One day, in church, Alison and I were the only two servers so we sat together. Our old priest would talk forever during the homily, and we passed the time playing a game. Alison wrote a dirty word, and I would have to use one of the letters to write another...kinda like a crossword.

It started with her writing "willy" and me using the w to write "wank". Soon we were writing "cunt, which became "cuntfucker" and all the times we were both creaming ourselves.

After mass we both knew we were going to rub one out, but there was only one toilet.

Obvious answer? We did each other. FOUR TIMES.

So, well done mom and dad. Your approach to religion has turned your daughters into incestuous lesbians. And I'll tell you something else, mommy and daddy, neither of your little girls are virgins, and you would die if you knew who has popped our cherries for us ... AND where!

So much for religion!