Love Myself, Treat Women Better

We all have our faults. My greatest fault though, is that I act civilized around women. Socially speaking, women tend to date jerks and assholes. The reason I can remain civil around women is quite simple; I am an avid masterbater.

It calms my nerves, makes me happier, and I get to have an actual conversation with women instead of undressing them in my mind as they speak. In truth, women are great conversers. They understand me, as I understand them.

Now, I masterbate at least twice daily. Once in the morning, and once in the afternoon. It feels good to lay on my floor as the sun spills in through my window, my stiff cock resting on my stomach until I can no longer bear the temptation.

And it is that, temptation. It is a slow, torturous process. It can take me an hour to cum, or it can take me minutes. Both feel as if eternity is pressing down upon me. As I stroke my cock, I feel extreme pleasure, because only I know how I like to touch myself. No woman has ever brought me as much pleasure as myself.

I love the feeling of my powerful arm grasping my rigid dick, knowing that relief is on the horizon. As I masterbate, I alternate between slow and fast, and I enjoy it thoroughly. I love teasing myself with the thought of release, however as I peak to my sexual climax, I feel gloomy. It's like saying goodbye to an old friend.

Now, I must go. I am very hard, and I must bend to my own will. Thanks for reading.