Jarhead

I have masturbated with various foodstuffs since mid-teens, including baby food because of its gungy consistency. I discovered only a few years ago however that the baby-food jars (the squat jars about 4' high) are the ideal diameter across the opening for fucking - at least they're ideal for my size cock.

The opening is very slightly smaller than my helmet size, so that as I push it in and out (lubricated either with food or lotion) it rubs against the glass rim and brings me off with a sensation that's pretty close to pussy-fucking. And all the cum is nicely caught, ready for the screw top to be put on and discarded.