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A Few Tips for Masturbating Behind the Wheel

A Few Tips for Masturbating Behind the Wheel

I originally wrote this as a response Jeff's posting on masturbating while driving. As an after thought I am sending it to be posted on Solo for others to read as well. Masturbating while driving is an especially wonderful way to pass the time while making a long distance haul. It also opens up some doors for the daily commuter...

I have been masturbating behind the wheel for years. The first time I did it was during a long drive. I was fantasizing to pass the time and got pretty horny so decided to give it a shot. Like you said, it's tough for a guy to jerk off in the car. The two problems I found with it are handling the mess when I shoot my load and preventing mysef from being seen by other drivers. Here are a few tips...

1. I always keep a good sized joy rag in the car. A tee shirt works great. During masturbation I simply tuck one end of it into my fly, around the base of my penis, and let it hang down between my legs (I never pull down my pants in the car, just unbutton, unzip and flip it out). When I feel myself starting to cum I flip the other end over my hand and penis and cum into it until I'm done. This is kind of handy in many ways...once I'm done I just pull my hand out and wipe it off on the rag and then can use it to clean my penis off before I tuck it back in. I usually leave it wrapped around my penis until I get soft, though (I don't like to rush things). It also helps while stroking even before cumming by keeping the juices from dripping down onto the seat and staining it (bad tell tale signs).

2. A small bottle of lube in the glove box doesn't hurt. I keep some lotion (eucerin is the best) in there. It's not hard to explain to anyone who finds it and comes in handy. Actually, a small bottle of lube anywhere is handy for an avid masturbator; keep some in your backpack, briefcase, desk at work...you'd be surprised at the places I've gotten off.

3. To keep from getting caught while driving on multiple laned roads (interstates), the best method is doing it when it's dark or in bad weather, but that's not always controllable. When I travel I usually try to keep something hanging in the passenger window (like a shirt or something) or stack something up in the seat that will obscure the view of drivers on that side. I also try to keep something in the back seat that will do the same (a gym bag thrown against the back window works great). The driver's side is the hardest to conceal. Wearing a jacket or loose shirt works well. Keep it open while stroking. When someone passes you simply pull it over your hand and penis. Another way to hide it is to wear shorts. Pull your penis out through the leg to stroke it. If you need to hide it quickly all you have to do is pull the shorts leg down over it.

4. Single lane roads are, obviously, easier to deal with. Hope this helps. Enjoy. --Robert


Posted on: 2000-01-06 00:00:00 | Author: