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New Jackoff Method Turns Funny

Weeks ago, after discovering it was not comfortable laying on back with legs thrown back and cock in front of face, (Was going to taste own cum for first time), noticed in mirrow, how close cock was to ass.

After several attempts of putting cock in, decided to give up. It reached but just would not go in.

Well yesterday, found a way to push cock up into hole. Turning flat bar stool upside down, using a little lube,(You guessed it),moved balls to side, pushed base of cock down with one hand, stretched tip of cock with other, put tip between bottom of stool leg and hole, eased down.

It was in. Very stretched, but it was in.

Thinking, door was locked, oh geez, in walks latest lady friend! (What the hell are you doing and what is wrong with you're cock)?

Hey babe, just pushed cock into ass. Do what? Just pushed cock into ass. No way! You go boy!

What are you going to do now? Dunno, never thought this out that far.

After taking a few steps, both she and I, busted up laughing, springy sprang up from between legs and hit belly button.

Still chuckaling, put lube on cock, lickety split, cock was erect! (oh yea baby, looks better in you're hand than behind you).

What are you doing with you're clothes on? That time of the month, you know this. oh yea.

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Posted on: 2021-01-04 00:00:01 | Author: