Masturbating Cost Me $185

I had just discovered a nice site on the web for female masturbation videos and of course, it wasn't long before I had a hard-on and had to do something about it.

I decided to bring myself and the laptop over to bed. I was watching and listening to this amazing brunette while I got into the same rhythm myself. I was stroking faster and faster and was about to come at the same time she did when I heard a CRASH .... and saw my laptop had fallen off off the bed and onto the floor! All that movement had pushed it closer and closer to the edge, but of course I hadn't even noticed.

I bent down to pick it up and saw that the laptop screen was broken! The only solution for that is a brand-new screen. Fortunately I had a friend who could repair it. This was one of those times when you can't really admit how it actually happened. It cost me about $185 altogether to buy the replacement screen.

Okay, about half of you are laughing your asses off right now, and the others are saying, serves you right for not paying attention.

But just take this as a warning to anyone who takes their laptop to bed (this goes for the ladies as well)! You may find yourself in a similar predicament.

Oh and yes, I couldn't watch any porn for a whole week!