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Masturbation at Work

I believe masturbation is a great way to relieve stress. Of course most stress occurs at work. Thus I masturbate quite often at work. In fact, I have masturbated at work since my first job when I was 16.

I was working at a grocery store as a stocker/bagger. It had been a hectic day and had not had a break since I arrived 6 hours prior. I finally got a chance to go to the washroom to relieve myself. I went in and locked the door to do my thing. I was thinking that I did not want to go back to work since I was so tense and stressed. Don't know what motivated me but next thing I realized I was getting erect. I started stroking myself. I was arguing internally whether this was a good idea or not. Finally I decided that I had the time and that the fan in the bathroom was loud so I would not be heard. I then proceed to wrap may hand around and stroke like I never had before. The idea that others could be just outside while I did this made me blast off quickly. I shot all over my hand and the floor. I quickly wiped up and thoroughly washed my hands (got to be sanitary!).

After that I went back to work. I was in a great mood the rest of the day handling difficult situations with no problem. My boss later commented to others that I was an example of how we should handle situations with our customers. If he only knew.


Posted on: 2003-08-30 00:00:00 | Author: