Late Bloomer

I used to read books in the mall stores, and they would give you great tips. This was before the internet.

I was finally 21 years old when I learned to masturbate with my hand. I was thinking of this hot blonde guy I was working with. His eyes were blue, his lips big and pouty and his hair was easily tousled. I was staying at some friend's house and taking a shower. I got some soap and rubbed it up and down my penis. It felt so good, yet burned a bit. I must have been in the shower for 30 minutes that morning. I wonder if my friends ever knew what I was doing. Finally I came. After the exciting feeling of coming, I had a terrible burning sensation. I fast learned soap was not the best lubricant.

I would carry lotion with me everywhere. Even at work if I got hot, I would slip into the restroom and 'relieve' myself.

I love living alone because you can get naked on your bed and just masturbate face up. Sometimes, if I want to have sex with a girl, I lie on my stomach, grip my penis and hump away. I read in a magazine about a fake vagina you could buy. It is made out of a 'jelly' rubbery material. I call it Lola. That is how I do it today.

Sometimes, I wish I could tell youngsters my experiences so they can have the full benefit of all my methods. I hope they find this sight.