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Masturbating with Fruits and Vegetables

I love to masturbate. I have (in the past) used male masturbation toys, but nothing beats using fruits and vegetables. The advantages of using fruits and vegetables over toys include: 1) they are readily available, 2) you have many options, 3) you can use a microwave to warm them up, 4) they can tolerate any lubricant, 5) they stand up to cum, 6) they're disposable, and 7) they create excellent suction and 'noise.'

The following are some of my favorites: watermelon (the long ones are best - you can 'mount' them), cantelope, honey dews, eggplant, plantains, various squashes.

For all but the plantains I prepare them by coring out a hole (take a little at a time - tighter fit is better) and scooping some of the flesh out (but not too much - you want that 'interaction'). Make sure the fruit is ripe - nice and soft. Then I fill the hole with lube - any kind will do. Then I'll microwave the fruit to get it nice and warm (this also softens the fruit more). Finally, I'll drill a small hole on the opposite end.

When I plunge my rod into the hole, I keep my finger off the small hole at the other end, but on the 'out-stroke' I'll cover the hole - this makes for some great suction. Plantains are a bit different - get a ripe one (starting to turn brown). Cut off one end and scoop out the fruit. Put a small hole in the other end and slide your cock in - a very fine orgasm!

The orgasms I have using fruits and vegetables are unsurpassed - the suction and sloping noises are great. For larger melons, I'll actually use them over again (store in fridge) - the cum that's left provides great lube (be sure to warm again).


Posted on: 2008-06-10 00:00:00 | Author: