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No Dildo? Try a Snake!

I don't have a dildo.
However, I do have a stuffed animal snake (that I got from the zoo)...And that works perfectly fine. It's the right thickness and firmness (because it has a rattle in its tail), and all I do is stick a condom on it and it's just as good.
The best part is, nobody suspects anything if you just have a stuffed toy snake lying around the room!


Posted on: 2007-11-20 00:00:00 | Author: