Jacking in the Wilderness
I went on a house boat trip last year. Their was two really hot chicks on the boat but being the lack of privacy I could not jack off. This became frustrating because every time I'd see these hot chicks I'd get all turned on. So what I did is I wandered off into the desert out of sight from the boat and I 'relieved myself.' I did this once more in a different location and the people on the boat never found out.