My Wife and I - Unusual Sex Life
When my wife and I got married we didn't want regular sex because we both had masturbated all our lives and didn't want to stop and we did want kids, because we like to run around nude and with kids you can't do that and if I want to masturbate in the living room I can, or in the kitchen, and we have been for fifty-five years.
Happy and masturbating twice a week.