Size Matters

My dear mother is of the generation that respected age, to the point that my parent's friends were to be addressed as 'aunt' or 'uncle.' So, the first part of this story is about my unrelated 'cousin,' Keith. Keith was a strange sort of kid who, like his mother, spoke with a speech impediment. He was big for his age and grew to be quite the bully.

Keith and I didn't see each other that much, so we never did get to be very close. We were probably both in our mid teens when we went back behind my parent's house while they played cards during an evening visit. I really don't recall just how it came to be, probably Keith wanting to show off a bit, but show off he did! Although I was a very active wanker, Keith and I had never shared the pleasure of one another's dicks. For whatever reason, Keith unfurled a good reason for his arrogance-a massive cock that was larger than anything I had ever seen up to that time!

Unfortunately, Keith did not particularly seem in the mood to share or to even have any desire to see what I had to offer, but he stroked his huge manhood to a glorious orgasm as he shot his load of cum in long, thick streams that landed with a splat on the grass in our back yard! My laments are these: 1) there was not near enough light to really enjoy watching such a wonderfully long and hefty dick being jacked to such a great climax, 2) Keith was too selfish to allow me the pleasure of stroking his incredible tool for him, and 3) that was the only time that I had the opportunity to see his magnificent member.

Another story along these lines involves Craig who is the proud owner of perhaps the largest cock in North America. Several times I had the pleasure of envying Craig's awesome pole in the shower. Oh, my was it humongous! Without exageration, Craig's cock hung at least halfway down to his knees and was easily as large as a man's wrist in girth. Every time I saw this gigantic cock, it was limp. I cannot imagine how it looked when Craig was excited! I am always envious of the 'two-handed peckers' like the one that Keith so proudly displayed, but Craig's would have easily dwarfed Keith's. If Keith was able to shoot such an impressive load of cum, Craig may have been able to have he and I both caressing his long, thick shaft with enough juice cumming out to leave a good sized puddle. Alas, I never had the courage to approach Craig and let him know how much I yearned to see his dick in action! Just the thought of touching it nearly makes me cum right now!

As I recall these two incidents, one from my teen years and the other from my mid-twenties, I find myself getting the urge to fondle and jack my run-of-the-mill sized cock to another self-pleasing orgasm. Happy jacking and jilling to all!